This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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