chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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