Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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