I will die if light touches me.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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