Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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