is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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