After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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