he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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