Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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