I hate your face
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we made out on top of his cat.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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