escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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