MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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