fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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