she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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