In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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