Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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