there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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