i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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