She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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