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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(313): oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing http://tfl.nu/2oov

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I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.

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I don't want you to recite the pledge!

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Pledge alligien to america to united states of america

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(631): I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge. (401): I don't want you to recite the pledge! (631): Pledge alligien to america to united states of america http://tfl.nu/s7dx

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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.

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(760): i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel. http://tfl.nu/n5cq

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Billy Mays is dead too!

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Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs

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(352): Billy Mays is dead too! (1-352): Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs http://tfl.nu/okmt

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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.

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(978): Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war. http://tfl.nu/fra3

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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys

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(781): They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys http://tfl.nu/3nq8

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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.

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(401): You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you. http://tfl.nu/6q4j

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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.

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(608): It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table. http://tfl.nu/47ew

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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."

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(425): He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit." http://tfl.nu/w4dk

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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog

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They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.

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(989): I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog (989): They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries. http://tfl.nu/meap

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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi

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(210): please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi http://tfl.nu/ocwi

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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette

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(973): You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette http://tfl.nu/vrto

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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.

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(845): It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons. http://tfl.nu/somr

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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.

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(661): Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me. http://tfl.nu/rph6

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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.

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(901): I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy. http://tfl.nu/38oe

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