I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too