im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.