So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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