At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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