what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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