did you get engaged???
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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