people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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