Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
