Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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