Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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