bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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