You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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