I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You can't special order awesome
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize