I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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