I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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