'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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