That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You surviving the open bar?
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Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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