just tell him i said nine months
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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