Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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