We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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