Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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