and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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