That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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