Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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