Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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