super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so let's talk penis.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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