I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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