the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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