some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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