im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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