I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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