my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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